Frequently Asked Questions

Weren’t you someone else once?

Yes I was! I originally blogged under the name Maria as it was a corruption of my middle name, Mary. I had a blog and everything – – and everything, which you can still visit, but I’m here now, under my real name.

How old are you?

36, all right??! I’m 36. There, I said it.

Did you design your website yourself?

Yes, and it took me AGES so no disrespecting it pls.

What are you reading right now?

There is NO WAY I will ever keep updating this, so it’s better to check here.

Bette or Joan?


What kind of dog do you have?

A golden retriever. He’s the best boy.

Do you ever knit?

Not really. I used to, but then discovered that crochet was by far the superior wool-working art. You can find things I’ve made here.*

*Of course, I managed to lock myself out of my account, so I set up a new one and forgot to add anything, so there’s not much there, sorry!

Can I email you?

Of course you can.

Gee, thanks!

You’re welcome!