Frequently Asked Questions

Weren’t you someone else once?

Yes I was! I originally blogged under the name Maria as it was a corruption of my middle name, Mary. I had a blog and everything – – and everything, which you can still visit, but I’m here now, under my real name.

How old are you?

35, all right??! I’m 35.

Did you design your website yourself?

Yes, and it took me AGES so no disrespecting it pls.

What are you reading right now?

There is NO WAY I will ever keep updating this, so it’s better to check here.

Bette or Joan?


What kind of dog do you have?

A golden retriever. He’s the best boy.

Do you ever knit?

Not really. I used to, but then discovered that crochet was by far the superior wool-working art. You can find things I’ve made here.*

*Of course, I managed to lock myself out of my account, so I set up a new one and forgot to add anything, so there’s not much there, sorry!

Can I email you?

Of course you can.

Gee, thanks!

You’re welcome!